Friday, February 13, 2004
Bill Maher's New Rules
Two great lines from the February 6th show.
"New Rule: If everybody was wrong about the weapons of mass destruction, then somebody has to say, 'My bad.' (snip) Something is terribly wrong when the only person who has been fired over terrorism is me."
"New Rule: Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
Two great lines from the February 6th show.
"New Rule: If everybody was wrong about the weapons of mass destruction, then somebody has to say, 'My bad.' (snip) Something is terribly wrong when the only person who has been fired over terrorism is me."
"New Rule: Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
